Yeah, I carry a knife around to fight the blacks.
Professor (Iecturing): And the Ancient Greeks used the Angle-Angle-Side theorem to find the distance between the Earth and the Moon. This angle (gesturing), we'll call angle Theta.
Freshman Theta (whispering to herself): Omigod...I'm a Theta...
Guy1: Ving Rhames is one of the most badass people of all time, but his first name is actually Irving.
Guy2: If Ving Rhames asked me to kill you, I probably would.
Terrace senior: How were initiations?
Ivy sophomore: We got Abu Ghraibed.
Turkish Girl (discussing poverty): It's hard to imagein being a person trying to "bring the ends together."