Potential Sophomore: I'm going to teach my kid to listen to podcasts at double speed from a young age, so they can communicate better.
Sophomore: I’m a vegetarian but I had six chicken tenders today cause I was hungover.
Google search bar: pascal i think therefore i am
New Englander: I don't even wear clogs that often!
Boy, comparing respective sex appeals: [Man 1, hot] has his own band. [Man 2, lame] is in PURE…
TI girls: We can pretend we’ll be Chi Phis all we want… but let’s be real. If we were guys, we are one hundred percent Phi Delts.
Sophomore French student, writing in her book during seminar: 10/10, would sleep with Georges Duroy
Architecture Professor: One thing to think about is…*in a quiet voice* “theory.”
Nass Sophomore: I once described Annie Hall as a hidden gem.
Manic English major: I’m still riding the high from Nunokawa’s lecture.
Blonde girl in romper to two dudes: You're testing the limits of my knowledge of the movie Madagascar.
The Same Man: America is trying to do the whole multicultural thing. It isn't working though.
American who "doesn't love Trump anymore": I wouldn't define myself as an American. I'd define myself as a Texan. It's like you wouldn't define yourself as European.
Ivy Wannabe Socialist: Wait... who pays for the public libraries?