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Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at the Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, the Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.

by Beth Villaruz, Sierra Stern on October 4, 2020October 3, 2020

59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

by staff on November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

10 Types of Voters

“There’s the old adage, “know thy enemy,” or in this case, “know thy political sparring partner.”

by Gina Feliz on April 21, 2019April 20, 2019

NASStrology

In need of a cosmic perspective? Check out your Princeton-specific horoscope.

by Anika Khakoo, JuJu Lane on February 24, 2019February 24, 2019

Peer Review

“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”

by Alex Jacobson, Caroline Castleman on April 15, 2018

Once Upon a Time Not Long Ago

First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the Tide Pod challenge. And now, the Frist hoe.

by Caroline Castleman, Sarah Deneher on April 8, 2018October 9, 2019

The Last List

It’s the apocalypse, and in its last death rattle, the illustrious Nassau Weekly decides to leave one more gift to humanity, to create the only remembrance of our time on earth, to cement an eternal legacy—to publish THE LAST LIST.

by Anonymous on December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application essays…

by Carolyn Kelly, Katie Duggan on April 30, 2017July 22, 2017

Open Letter

“I hardly believe that I am the first to bring this to your attention, but I feel compelled by my allegiance to our university’s mission to ask: why don’t we spend more time talking about dinosaurs?”

by Peter Schmidt on April 23, 2017July 20, 2017

111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History

5. found out jewish what do I do?

by staff on April 16, 2017August 12, 2017

God’s Clown

“Will Frost— “gods clown,” blue-grass harmonic player, certified mid-wife, UC Berkeley graduate and Abraham Lincoln look-alike—sits on the bench outside Small World Coffee eating a bagel with grape jelly.”

by Peter Schmidt on April 14, 2017July 20, 2017

Canada F.A.Q.

On Canada and Justin Trudeau.

by Lauren Johnston on April 2, 2017September 28, 2018


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