Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application essays…
by Carolyn Kelly, Katie Duggan on April 30, 2017July 22, 2017
“I hardly believe that I am the first to bring this to your attention, but I feel compelled by my allegiance to our university’s mission to ask: why don’t we spend more time talking about dinosaurs?”
by Peter Schmidt on April 23, 2017July 20, 2017
5. found out jewish what do I do?
by staff on April 16, 2017August 12, 2017
“Will Frost— “gods clown,” blue-grass harmonic player, certified mid-wife, UC Berkeley graduate and Abraham Lincoln look-alike—sits on the bench outside Small World Coffee eating a bagel with grape jelly.”
by Peter Schmidt on April 14, 2017July 20, 2017
On Canada and Justin Trudeau’s Bubble Butt.
by Lauren Johnston on April 2, 2017April 8, 2017
“Because the last time we parted ways
Was in the upstairs lobby of McCosh.”
by Peter Schmidt on March 5, 2017March 4, 2017
“Could the old man in the banana suit, sitting across from me in the corner of the train, mumbling obscenities, half-caked in his own vomit…”
by Carson Welch on February 26, 2017February 26, 2017
“On the long last day of his life, the Buddha sat perfectly still.”
by Sammy Prentice on February 26, 2017July 20, 2017
“My fellow Americans…”
by Peter Schmidt on February 26, 2017
You guess it started in middle school when you really related to that photosynthesis unit in intro Biology
by Carson Welch on December 11, 2016
Did you know? I’m in a philosophy of language class.
by Zach Cohen on December 11, 2016February 18, 2017
There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.
by staff on November 21, 2016December 5, 2016
Bot check: What is the name of the farthest residential college from central campus?