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70 of Princeton’s Next Big Construction Projects: A Nass List

PRINCETON BUILDS: A doomsday bunker, an embassy for Bumble ambassadors, a cold brew river, and 67 other projects.

by staff on November 20, 2022

THE PHILOSOPHICAL FIVE (my very objective opinion on the best and worst philosophers of all time)

“Also known as the father of all philosophy (daddy?) Socrates is the original playboy. Everyone, and I mean everyone, fangirls over him.”

by Lumepa-Rose Young on November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

Hundreds Humbled by the First Year Move-in Experience

A satirical take on the chaos that was this year’s freshmen move-in.

by Sofiia Shapovalova on October 9, 2022

A Cup Can Be a Bowl: Lessons from Outdoor Action

A curated list of hard-earned life lessons from one writer’s OA excursion.

by Sofiia Shapovalova on October 2, 2022October 2, 2022

Short Guide for Running

Twenty satirical directives for running in the city.

by Christine Chen on August 6, 2022August 6, 2022

If a Princeton Student Transferred Schools but Kept the Princeton Ego

Speculative fiction with a dash of entitlement.

by Anya Miller on March 20, 2022March 20, 2022

Talk Birdy to Me: Nicknames for Your Sweetheart

A listicle of bird-inspired sweet talk.

by Juju Lane on February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

Cartoons & Caption Contest

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hannah Mittleman, Hazel Flaherty on February 20, 2022February 20, 2022

Cartoons

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hannah Mittleman, Hazel Flaherty on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

How to Write an ‘A’ Paper; Or, How to Play the Shame

“I’m thinking, if I sit here long enough—all this professor’s time and energy and efforts will somehow culminate in my very own A paper. That’s all feedback is, right?”

by Amaya Dressler on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

Dear Cupid

Requests respectfully submitted for this cherub’s consideration.

by Zoey Nell on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

Comics

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hazel Flaherty on November 20, 2021


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