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Dear Wise Wendy,
I can’t reach the top shelf in my house, but I need to get something out of it! What do I do?
From,
Shorty with a Problem

by Wise Wendy on April 2, 2009March 17, 2013

Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy,
How do you snookle a pookieboogle?
Snook-Curious

by Wise Wendy on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy, I’m having trouble getting anything done for class now that it’s nice outside. Any suggestions as we move into finals? From, Procrastinator Dear Procrastinator, Of course I have suggestio Dear Wise Wendy, How do I get over … Read More

by Wise Wendy on May 28, 2009March 17, 2013

Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy, I’ve been at Princeton for a little while now, and I just can’t seem to click with anyone romantically. I can’t bear this crippling loneliness any longer. Should I try Speed Dating? From, – In a Sophomore … Read More

by Wise Wendy on November 12, 2009March 17, 2013

Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy, All of my friends have special skills. Some of my friends are great at driving, and other friends of mine have excellent body parts. What do I do to get a great skill? From, Skilless Dear Skilless, … Read More

by Wise Wendy on November 19, 2009March 17, 2013


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