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Dear Prefrosh

A little story from Susannah’s Preview experience: eyes bright, face flushed, she had decided that her passion was Comparative Literature (it isn’t), and what do you know, there was an open house, at 4:30, in a place called East Pyne. Perfect, she thought, locating “Pyne,” on the map and setting off.

by Filipa Ioannou, Susannah Sharpless on April 11, 2013April 13, 2013

Drunk Eating Club

Damien* is a frat bro, infamous on the Princeton campus for his trust fund and sexual aggression, and he has something to say. “Write this down,” he says to me. “Damien does not like women.” I ask why not. “Because they’re not cool.” Why not? “Because I can’t relate to them.”

by Susannah Sharpless on April 4, 2013April 13, 2013

Babes and Burgers

“I could really go for a good burger right now,” my friend says in a tone that conveys that a burger would fill not only her stomach, but her soul. She leans against the wall expectantly. All night, she’s been flirting with another friend, a certain kind of guy who likes a certain kind of girl: thin, glossy-haired, and intelligent enough to be a sparkling conversationalist, quick with a comeback, but not necessarily intellectually aggressive enough to call him on any of his bullshit.

by Susannah Sharpless on March 28, 2013April 6, 2013

Throwback Soundtrack

I don’t remember why I started listening to RadioNow 93.1, Indianapolis’ Top 40 radio station, but I know exactly when. I was nine, and it was the summer after third grade. Before this, I had basically stayed away from pop culture. I didn’t really get it, or like it, and there was a girl in my school who told me she was receiving shots to delay puberty because she had watched too much Britney Spears with her older siblings and it had somehow tricked her body into pressing “skip” over the last part of her pre-preteen years.

by Susannah Sharpless on March 9, 2013March 22, 2013

Peer Review (Part 1)

Susannah Sharpless edits Andrew Sondern’s Common App essay.

by Susannah Sharpless on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

Peer Review (Part 2)

Andrew Sondern edits Susannah Sharpless’s Common App essay.

by Andrew Sondern, Susannah Sharpless on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

ARA 101

As I stood outside the door to Frist 212 on the first day of my freshman year, waiting for my Arabic 101 class to start, a bright-eyed boy in a polo shirt bounced up to the door. I smiled at … Read More

by Susannah Sharpless on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

Spirits in the Night

Bruce Springsteen & Bon Iver live and alive.

by Susannah Sharpless on November 21, 2012March 22, 2013

Telescoping Memories

To halve and to hold.

by Eliza Mott, Elizabeth Lian, Evaline Tsai, Isabel Henderson, Kansas Jacobs, Rafael Abrahams, Susannah Sharpless, Veronica Nicholson, Will Pinke on November 14, 2012September 17, 2013

Girls Just Wanna Have It All

Hannah, Anne Marie, and me.

by Susannah Sharpless on October 3, 2012March 22, 2013

Hotter Fellows

I met a poet today, and so,

by Susannah Sharpless on September 26, 2012March 22, 2013

Is Greater

A pantoum just for you.

by Susannah Sharpless on April 25, 2012March 22, 2013


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