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Mormon Madness

Book of Mormon—the Broadway musical from the creators of South Park—opened to incredible reviews, won nine Tonys, and is so popular these days that its website suggests you should start looking for tickets for February 2012. Scalped tickets for shows … Read More

by Eliot Linton on September 28, 2011March 22, 2013

Hospital Stories

Never before this week had I been hospitalized.

by Eliot Linton on October 19, 2011March 22, 2013

Grind Away

Whenever I’ve been asked how the Orange and Black Ball was for me, I’ve just said “fun.”

by Eliot Linton on November 16, 2011March 22, 2013

Hookups / Celebrations

Three new romantic engagements.

by Eliot Linton on November 30, 2011March 22, 2013

Shit People Say

Some soft fiction.

by Eliot Linton on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013

The Novice

Undernourshied Diversions [Perspectives on The Hunger Games ]: Part 2.

by Eliot Linton on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

The Future of TigerApps

New technologies from the USG.

by Eliot Linton on April 18, 2012March 22, 2013

Hookups and Celebrations

And other shtupping.

by Eliot Linton on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013

A History of A Capella

And the constriction of Song.

by Eliot Linton on September 26, 2012March 22, 2013

More Finite Jest

The end of laughter.

by Eliot Linton on October 17, 2012September 7, 2013

This Election Thing

On character judgments & choosy politics.

by Eliot Linton on November 7, 2012March 22, 2013

The Nass’s Classes

Real class -> Playful pejorative THR 201 : Beginning Studies/Acting -> “Shows for joes” ENG 206 : Reading Literature: Fiction -> “Plots for twats” POL 210 : Political Theory -> “Rules for tools” EGR 194 : Intro Engineering -> “Screws for Jews” JRN 445 : … Read More

by Eliot Linton on December 6, 2012March 22, 2013


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