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I Am Not Proud Of My History

Things that I’ve Googled.

by Dan Abromowitz on December 7, 2011March 17, 2013

Just Say No

The philosophers tell us that everyone has, at some point in their life, given or received a handjob*. Science bears this out. Thing is, though, that handjobs just aren’t that great. Nobody really likes giving them, and, save for a … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on October 5, 2011March 17, 2013

Grab Some Scissors

Get the most out of those old clothes.

by Dan Abromowitz on April 25, 2012March 17, 2013

Physical Princeton

Space in this Princeton place.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 28, 2012September 7, 2013

Just Say No

Passionately against the handjob.

by Dan Abromowitz on September 8, 2012March 17, 2013

Human-Bone Scythes, Poleaxes, Death and Boobs

As you might have guessed, the _Nassau Weekly_ is full of a bunch of super-nerds who are really into books and junk. To give you an indication of how into books they are, consider this: Every week, they have their … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on March 24, 2010March 17, 2013

Rappers’ Delight

At one point during their set at Terrace F. Club this past Saturday, Das Racist announced that they would not playing “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,” the song many in the audience had come specifically to hear. “It’s a … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on April 6, 2011March 17, 2013

The Movies, Today

KILLERS Killers stars Katherine Heigl as an attractive, blonde, and slightly manic but single and unfulfilled woman who’s all too acutely aware that her biological clock’s ticking. As if by magic, shockingly attractive man of her dreams Ashton Kutcher comes … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on April 14, 2010March 22, 2013

Faking Wes Anderson

“The editor of Analecta, the official literary and arts journal of the University of Texas at Austin, was flipping through some old volumes when she came across the writings of former UT student and current filmmaker Wes Anderson. Published in … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on October 20, 2010March 17, 2013

The Movies, Today

Jesse meets Ethan. Ethan’s a little geeky, but luckily he’s the cute kind of geeky where he’s all “aw shucks” and witty and goofy…

by Dan Abromowitz on April 7, 2010March 22, 2013

Limbo Kings

In classic Radiohead fashion, the quirky quartet have kept quite mum in the face of an absolute tsunami of questions about The King and his Limbs. To sort out the shit from shinola, I’m gonna get right into it and do my honest best to clear up some of the main questions surrounding the release.

by Dan Abromowitz on February 16, 2011March 17, 2013

Peer Review

__Dan edits Giri’s college app__
Page 1, Page 2, Page 3

by Dan Abromowitz on November 10, 2010November 5, 2014


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