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Telescoping Cavity

To telescope, we begin with 300 words, then slice the word count in half for each successive section. We stop when the numbers stop dividing evenly. This week, four Nass writers telescope the word “cavity.”   Charlie Nuermberger (cn0260) CW: … Read More

by Alexandra Orbuch, Beth Villaruz, Charlie Nuermberger, Daniel Viorica on April 23, 2023

Escaping the Werewolf: Alex G, Deep Ecology, and Our Increasingly Hostile World

“There are a million wolves hiding in the environmental substrate I’ve called speargrass. The reality is that they’re not even wolves. When they get home in the evening, they take off the wolfskin and look just like us.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 5, 2023

We Added 200 Strangers on BeReal, and We’re Never Opening the App Again

“Hypothesis: people our age around the world are alone during a significant portion of their waking hours. And hypothetically, BeReal is the perfect observational device.”

by Charlie Nuermberger, Lucia Brown on November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

River House, Part 2

The continuation of a tale of fish and memory.

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 10, 2022April 10, 2022

River House

“What will we do in this nightmare pastoral, now that we have woken up.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 3, 2022April 3, 2022

Tales from the Village of Hommlet

“When I was young, I plunged a fork through Reason’s knee, and smote her atop a hill with electrical pylons.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022


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