The first text I sent you said “love me.” I had met you once, and sent it from your roommate’s phone. You were too cool to play it cool.
by Ben Perelmuter, Charlie Cohen, Tamar Willis, Zach Cohen on April 10, 2016February 22, 2017
We spent approximately 30 hours talking about everything from the nature of the universe to the limitations of the human mind. The usual stuff. We sat on the corner of a couch outside a library; the couch was blue. Nothing … Read More
by Charlie Cohen on March 6, 2016March 7, 2016
Jerk it to work it, baby.
by Charlie Cohen on November 21, 2015December 6, 2015
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Bot check: What is the name of the res. college that begins with a B?
