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Republicans Behaving Badly

The Nassau Weekly was unprepared; it was eating a snack and catching up on its current events when it stumbled upon a news story about a friendly-looking member of the United States Congress.
At first the Nassau Weekly had trouble articulating what was so damn skin-crawlingly abhorrent about the exchange. Perhaps it was the Congressman’s not-quite-fluent online colloquialisms, or his persistent, lame attempts at turning the conversation toward sexy feelings.

by Better Spirits of Journalistic Integrity on October 4, 2006March 17, 2013

Nicollette Sheridan’s Dropped Towel Exposes Republicans

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the Republicans. I want to take this opportunity to congratulate them. President Bush’s moral watchdogs have struck again; another victory for censorship and cultural regression…

by Better Spirits of Journalistic Integrity on December 1, 2004March 17, 2013


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