Dear Wise Wendy,
I can’t reach the top shelf in my house, but I need to get something out of it! What do I do?
From,
Shorty with a Problem

Dear Wise Wendy,
How do you snookle a pookieboogle?
Snook-Curious

Dear Wise Wendy,
I’m having trouble getting anything done for class now that it’s nice outside. Any suggestions as we move into finals?
From,
Procrastinator

Dear Wise Wendy,
I’ve been at Princeton for a little while now, and I just can’t seem to click with anyone romantically. I can’t bear this crippling loneliness any longer. Should I try Speed Dating?

Dear Wise Wendy,
All of my friends have special skills. Some of my friends are great at driving, and other friends of mine have excellent body parts. What do I do to get a great skill?
From,
Skilless