Overheard on McCosh Walk
Freshman guy on cell phone: Hi Mom, I have a meeting with my adviser in 20 minutes and I have to decide on classes -- What should I take?
A beautiful woman of equestrian breadth,
Lets the ends of her hair dandle in her wine,
And the talons of love and the poisons of nightclubs,
Give her marble skin lifelessness and gloss,
And she teases Death and ridicules Debauchery,
Those monsters that her hand, always scraping and poor,
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