1. George W. Bush
2. Julie Cooper "dating" a characeter who's supposed to be 20 years younger than her but is actually played by an actor who's her age.
3. “I’m sorry, the Princess is in another castle”

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1. Natalee Holloway.
2. James Taylor, and the giant pussies who love James Taylor.
3. Wasps who give “spiels”.
4. My roommates using my Ann Coulter poster as a jizz-rag.
5. That one kid who finished Infinite Jest.
6. Vaguely Mongoloid half-Asians and/or Suri Cruise.
7. Powerpoint.
8. That ...

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2. Diane ...

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