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Humiliated by the Television

Benedict Baerst, Kevin Rodriguez, Ted Meyer

The Media Issue — Mar 8, 2007

Larry is a phone salesman; he�s the kind of responsible American man that is �able to support [his] wife to stay at home and raise [his] children.� He�s been dying to get his hands on the camouflage Lambourgini of his dreams. But Larry�s not ...

300 Erect Nipples

Benedict Baerst, Ted Meyer

Happy Easter — Apr 5, 2007

From the cinematic virtuosos who brought us Robocop 2 and 3 comes 300, a gripping tale of political intrigue, passionate romance, and fervent nationalism with, by broad consensus, fewer than thirty lines of intelligible dialogue. The majority of these preciously few lines convey the vital facts—that Spartans are fierce ...

Ghazal

Ted Meyer

The Literary Issue — May 2, 2007

It could be anyone, the one waiting somewhere for you to love her.
You wait in a dark station, the trains arriving and leaving, knowing nothing of her.

Eschatological Rock

Kevin Rodriguez, Sam Siegel, Ted Meyer

The Halloween Issue — Oct 18, 2007

“What’s the point of instruments?/Words are a sawed off shotgun,” cries Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke on the band’s newest studio album, (In Rainbows). How true those words are. It’s not that the music on the band’s newest disc isn’t worth listening to.