Overheard on the street
Drunk girl (indignantly): Gay is just not a synonym for stupid!
Drunk guy: Yes, it is! When are you going to get that through your fucking head!
The Tour
“There’s so much to see and to do in New Jersey!” The Triangulites belted out the lyric from the Princeton Triangle show. New Jersey! Yeah! Except, we were in North Carolina! And we have sung the damn song thousands of times in the past week.
Too bad ...