Overheard on NJ Transit
High School Guy 1: Do you stay friends with your ex-girlfriends?
High School Guy 2: (shrugs) Some of them.
HS Guy 1: Man - you gay. I stay friends with all of them. Never know when you might need a booty call.
Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practice it means that hardly anybody is allowed to mention it." – G.K. Chesterton