Overheard at Marquand
Girl One: Dude, I’m Carolyn the SIXTH. I’m so Waspy that there is an inheritance that comes along with my NAME. It’s a set of fucking portraits!
Girl Two: But I thought you were so edgy!
The 1998 Lincoln Town Car
Every Lincoln Town Car manufactured from 1981 to 1997 has a functionless red strip running the length just above its rear bumper. On a highway at night, this strip is dull, unreflective and visible. In the 18 years of this strip’s presence, its bracketing ...