Overheard in Little
Guy #1: Fat girls give good head
because they have to.
Guy #2: Itʼs true.
Guy #3: No, I think they think
itʼs food.
Guy #1: They donʼt eat your
cock!
Guy #3: No, itʼs like, ʻYummm....
salty.”
Four years ago this June, Shirley Tilghman told Princeton’s graduating class:
During your time at Princeton, many of you have been moved to speak out on issues of social and political importance, from the moral significance of a pre-emptive war, to the pros and cons of senatorial filibusters, to the needs of low-wage workers on our campus…As you prepare to leave Princeton, I trust that the social and political consciousness you have cultivated here will give you the conviction and the courage to take a stand against tyranny and injustice wherever it arises.
This sounds like a pretty standard sentiment for a university president to express at a commencement ceremony but does it accurately reflect the manner in which Princeton affords its students to build a social and political consciousness?