Overheard outside Graduate department lounge:
Male GS: If Jesus came back today, people would probably think he was a zombie and kill him.
Female Chinese GS: Why?
Sig loves me. He’s sitting at the counter, eating a bagel right now, but I know he’s thinking about me. Today, like every Sunday, he sits all day here in this café where I work. A man across the coffee shop is pulling his knit cap down over ...