Overheard at Ivy Initiations
[Sophomore grabs Hot Ivy Senior's boob]
Hot Ivy Senior: That's just not classy. I don't know whether or not you usually use that, but I find that dinner works better.
And a shriek was heard
And the flowers of blood
Began to drip blood
And all the flowers
Began to drip blood
And the enormous crowd
Came to collect the blood
And all things dripped blood
And the sun grew red and dark
And a little boy walked beneath it ...