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Sly and his Family Ride Again

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Arrested Development — Feb 16, 2006

Sly Stone, swooping out of history like a glittery geriatric pterodactyl, gave his first public performance in nineteen years at the sometimes-luscious 48th Grammys, on this past Wednesday.
He was a sight, even a specter of soul. One of his hands was wrapped in white gauze as it massaged, most ...

Looking for Love in the Stacks

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The Sex Issue — Mar 9, 2006

The distant summer I was a naive seventeen, I remember lobbying my then-boyfriend for a date-visit to a particular bookstore. He, a bibliophile, and I, a bibliophile, the proposition was ideal. We could hold hands and with our other hands rifle through select publications, pausing now and then to turn our looks of longing from the printed pages to each other.

Women or Work?

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The "vaginal yet phallic" issue — Apr 6, 2006

The last time I faced the agreeable task of opining on theatrical matters in a writerly fashion was a gaping decade ago. I was ten, I was wide-eyed, and I was smitten with Grendel. Or was it Grendel’s mother? That sector of my occluded past involves a stint in ...

Natural Highs (and Lows?)

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The Commercialism Issue — Apr 27, 2006

Through the grass I slowly slide
to a great big stone.
The sun is shining, I am warm,
and I hope I’m left alone.
He’s flying. His mouth makes a happy triangle, widening over toothy blips. One dimple stretches into a line. Two eyes glisten, bugging just a ...

North

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The Literary Issue — May 12, 2006

Coming up a stairwell, I stop. A custodian, a man holding a feather duster, has also stopped at the midway landing to let two women pass. They descend to the landing, past the man and the duster, then past me, and I recall nothing of them but a single red ...

Bike-Riding is for the Cool Kids

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Indulgence Issue — May 19, 2006

After reexamining my near-two years of motley New Jersey life, I can write with some assurance that my most traumatic Princetonian experience took place in transit, one December at seven-thirty in the company of a bike named Jen. I had been buying books at Micawber and, feeling a need for ...

Introducing William Brown

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Summoning of Fiendish Dire Borat — Nov 9, 2006

Sweet and scum-kneed childhood, like shy adolescence and even bickery elder-age, touts certain requisite activities. When one is about eight, it’s morally reprehensible not to spend a portionable amount of wet afternoons in rubber boots kicking up mud puddles. Skipping – in different patterns, no less – is also very important ...

Shadow-boxers

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The Literary Issue — Dec 14, 2006

Here’s how I saw De Quincey High then: stained bathroom walls; pregnant girls; boys with knives and guns and bandanas; teachers with fear so engrained that it folded into their faces in wrinkles; a gym that could have been a prison; a cafeteria that was one; cheap lipstick and cheaper condoms; a dirt track; fences.

Pictures of Michael’s Kin

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Bicker Makes Me Snicker — Feb 8, 2007

1.
Mother. She must be.
I think.
Hands are folded, mouth is folded, below a collapsible razor nose. But that was before that type of folding razor, and my mother wouldn’t have had one for a nose, anyway. The eyes, though, there are elements in the eyes. Pigments, I ...

Conversation

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The Literary Issue — May 2, 2007

It’s like a death, but it’s worse. Because this is the last time I’ll speak with you and we’re both angry.

Gibraltar

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The Literary Issue — May 2, 2007

We expect the days like this, but they come only when they like, and carrying their monstrous young inside them, waiting.

Summer Postmodern

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The Literary Issue — May 2, 2007

The boy has black hair that’s clipped to be unkempt. From a mall bench, he eyes two girls, who wander past in the distraction of gossip and pre-ripped jeans. He wonders which he would prefer. But he stops himself, in curt distaste, when he sees them enter a store ...