Mara Nelson-Greenberg

Class of 2011



Article Collection

Gossip Girl Returns

Mara Nelson-Greenberg

The Juicy Campus Issue — Feb 21, 2008

The Writer's Strike is over! Listen closely and you can hear the clicks of the computers as writers across America happily click away. All is good in the world, except for all of that bad that's still in there too. Writers for the Nassau Weekly strode into the ...

A Political Discussion Between Two Girls on a Reality TV Show

Mara Nelson-Greenberg

Support Our Tropes — Sep 19, 2008

ERICA:  That’s another issue I feel is important to raise up in terms of the discussion we’re having between each other about these politics in regards to our opinions about the political election.  McCain is so old.  He’s like, older than my dad and your dad combined.  Do you seriously think that he’s not too old to not die if he does or does not become President?

MEGAN:  Um, Erica?  Old people don’t just die all the time.  That’s a very popular misconstrued misconception about them.  It is so hard to watch America not understand the most important issues about America, like all of the problems in the world such as killing people and poor people, because the only important issues about America that they care about are age.  My grandpa is 73 years old, but he only died once last year.

It's Too Good

Mara Nelson-Greenberg

The Nass 100 — Sep 26, 2008

Once Hannah has dipped her toes into the world of popularity, her life begins to spiral out of control. She becomes friends with the popular girls, among them a girl played by Miriam McDonald, who proudly shows that she can play a blonde in something else besides Degrassi.

De-mystifying the Segway

Mara Nelson-Greenberg

Keeping the Public Safe — Oct 3, 2008

The relationship between Public Safety officer and student is inherently complicated, as it is Public Safety’s job to both protect the student body, and enforce the rules of the institution upon it. While many students find the execution of University policy aggravating, they also understand that it is Public Safety’s job to keep the campus as safe as possible. However, recently there have been incidents where students feel Public Safety has intervened before it was necessary.