Overheard at Terrace lawnparties
Alumni to Terrace officer: You look great. In fact, you look like you belong at another eating club.
Our history books are mistaken. The first book Gutenberg printed with his moveable type was not, in fact, the Bible. Rather, it was a 28-page Latin primer on the art of writing and delivering speeches. The second book was a copy of his wife’s recipe collection, grouped according to the spices used in each dish.