Overheard at Ivy
(Pike looks downcast.)
Kappa: Hey, what's wrong?
Pike: I'm just really depressed right now.
Kappa: Really? Why?
Pike: Well, I just found out that the Lacoste alligator is actually a crocodile.
I call you my friend, Mr. Python.
A Poem.
Always a little better than he pretends
And a little worse than he wishes, my friend,
Saying words that should be written down,
Displaying a smile that is often a frown.
As soon as the words strolled
Across the doctor’s lips,
She realized the cold waste -
When Nelson dies,
All two hundred and six
Of my broken bones
Will ache for you.