Overheard in Butler Basement:
Boy: I don’t like to snowboard and act like I’m black. I like to ski and be white.
Saying that Princeton University is nice-looking is about as controversial as admitting that you think Monet’s Water Lilies are kind of pretty. But if someone blindfolded you, shoved you in the backseat of a van, and drove you down to the parking lots just past Baker Rink before driving ...