It was when we looked over at each other and discovered that we were both checking out our split ends, that we decided it was the start of a beautiful friendship. Oh yeah, and we were sitting in our Humanities Sequence lecture, more worried about the state of our hair than we were about the state of affairs in Plato’s Republic.

The first time I smoked a cigarette, I was sardined with six other middle-school aged girls in a shower of my boarding school dorm. The logic was that if Matron caught us lighting up we would hastily strip down, turn on the faucet, and pretend that we were just casually showering together in the middle of the night.

He Died and I CRIED – no I swear that I did
Many tears down my face like a litle tiny kid
Warm and Wet they were like a facial from Wilmer
And I wished Robert was there so he’d say ROLL ‘EM! FILM HER!
But then I remembered that ...