Overheard in Butler basement:
Facebook-stalking girl: Now [redacted]’s statuses aren’t even in English...
Friend: Are they in Asian?
“I saved a man’s life today.” She’s asleep. I climb into bed. My mouth hovers hot over her ear. “I saved a man’s life today.” That does it. She rolls over and has this medusa look. Quickly, I drop and pretend to be asleep before her eyes ...
Those pills, those—what were they?—those pills we ate are going crazy. My limbs are, like, exploding off me. I feel great. You look very pretty now. I mean, I feel great! How do you, how do you feel?
Not going to speak to me? Is mums the word ...