Joel Newberger

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Joel Newberger

Genius — Sep 30, 2010

Kanye West divides and provokes and resides like few entertainers suspended in the stratosphere of fame. His skill as a musician is indubitable, but so is his misbehavior. To some, he is a prophet of the heavens, speaking Truth to the ignorant masses without regard for dumbass industry mores (and ...

No Love

Joel Newberger

Occult Classic — Oct 7, 2010

Eminem, for all his lyrical violence—threatened and skillful (i.e. killin’ y’all fools on this lyrical shit)—is not a bully. He is the bullied, the victim. He is the wee scrawny white kid from a predominantly black part of Detroit, rescued from peer and parental abuse by ...

For the Superior Wiper

Joel Newberger

Vowel Movements — Nov 11, 2010

Said a pseudo-American prophet, “p--- is sooooo crucial!” I am really American, so I believe in this very hard. And, as really important things must happen in cool places (the defenestration of Prague was in the castle, births and deaths happen in hospitals, Super Mash Bros mashed it up at ...

Imperial State of Mind

Joel Newberger

The Newest Issue — Nov 18, 2010

"When you’re famous and say you’re writing a book, people assume that it’s an autobiography—I was born here, raised there, suffered this, loved that, lost it all, got it back, the end. But that’s not what this is. I’ve never been a linear thinker, which is something you can see in my rhymes. They follow the jumpy logic of poetry and emotion, not the straight line of careful prose. My book is like that, too.”

Fresh Reflects

Joel Newberger

Of Course — Dec 9, 2010

"I never change; I’m too stuck in my ways.”
There is a hope that we forget that “corrupt but necessary” college admissions process once in college. This, of course, is hypocritical and hopeless, for who hasn’t heard that kid boast of turning down Yale, or boast of some ...

Being There

Joel Newberger

Regime Change — Feb 10, 2011

Egypt is the place to be right now. Personally, I don’t want to be there, but it is certainly the best place to be. I am jealous of those who are there right now. Before I explain why, a little background:

Beauty Decontextualized

Joel Newberger

Be More Black Swan — Feb 24, 2011

The Program in Dance’s Spring Dance Festival: expertly choreographed works performed by accomplished student dancers at the Berlind Theater. There, I sat and stared at the stage. There, danced young men and women, their figures silhouetted against the backdrop, their motion passionate and firm. I sat next to my dear friend, who is herself an accomplished dancer.

Writing the Reading

Joel Newberger

Fold Your Nass — Mar 24, 2011

Sometimes, you forget: there are people out there who do absolutely brilliant, incredible things. Even at achievement-filled Princeton—especially at achievement-filled Princeton—greatness, which is a level below the place I write about, can become benign and unimpressive. Talent becomes the norm and is hardly exceeded; it becomes rote.

Brown Eyed Man

Joel Newberger

Stranger Danger — Apr 7, 2011

If you have never heard Van Morrison’s yearning, keening voice—its blues and jazzy swag , the way it stretches words into birds that fly you to heaven, its worn beauty—well, then, you’ve never heard it. But I bet you have; Van the Man, as he is often ...

Just a Tiny God

Joel Newberger

Unleavened Nass — Apr 21, 2011

Last Sunday, I spoke with one of my dear friends about God. We were walking down some path strewn with magnolia petals, as the sun finally shone through the trees, talking about the trees, the breeze, the news.

On a Fast

Joel Newberger

Finis — May 5, 2011

My stomach is parched from having just peed into the muddled ground.

Beach Baby

Joel Newberger

The Illest Issue — Sep 29, 2011

Rarely is one so revised by experience, which like a river washes away the calcified sand of the soul to describe itself there anew. Rare, too, is the ability to recognize this revision.

Levinski Park: Abroad, Alone, and Adrift

Joel Newberger

Stay Foolish — Oct 13, 2011

My friend James is soft-spoken; he talks instead of screaming and whispers instead of talking.

End-Times Tunes

Joel Newberger

Pet Your Nass — Dec 8, 2011

An album that encapsulates an era.