Overheard in Little
Sophomore: Man, it would suck if birds were like piranhas. 'Cause the only thing that saves us from piranhas is that they're fish. But what if they were birds, what then?
He swept her off her feet like a stallion sweeping a girl off her feet, and laid her gently down on the bed like a gentle eagle.
�It�s time,� he said, and she knew that it was true. She had been waiting so long. But now, after waiting, it was time for him to rip his clothes off, and then rip her clothes off