Jacob O. Gold



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One Word, One Heart

Jacob O. Gold

Happy Valentine's Day! — Feb 12, 2004

Walking through the offices of Clure Concept Inc., twenty stories above the throbbing midtown traffic of a Tuesday afternoon, the scene is typical. Phones purr behind cubicle walls, young execs file out of transparent conference rooms. These hurried sharp-lookers could be selling insurance or optical fibers, analyzing market data or brokering mergers.

Secret Charlie Rose

Jacob O. Gold

The Passion — Mar 4, 2004

Note: Charlie Rose is a talk show host who speaks with notables from around the globe in a casual across-the-table setting that floats mysteriously in a formless black void. Everybody knows that. But what “viewers like you” don’t know is that America’s most respected talk-show host (eat it ...

When Bad Guys Get Websites, Bad Guys Get Goofy

Jacob O. Gold

The Politics Issue — Feb 19, 2004

Everyone is by now familiar with the fact that hate groups, terror organizations, and rogue states have their own official websites, websites that offer “alternate” versions of history and the truth. It’s already been said.

Untitled

Jacob O. Gold

Wanna Bum me a Cigarette — Feb 26, 2004

FRIDAY
12 p.m. - 1 p.m.
Brown Bag Seminar
Speaker: Kelly Caylor
Location: E-219 Engineering quad
In what’s become a kind of staple for the Weekend Page, we once again hit the Brown Bag Seminar. The burning question is: what is it!? Today... I’m a say... puppetmaking ...

One Man's Hunt for the Retro Vest of Tomorrow

Jacob O. Gold

Course Offerings — Apr 1, 2004

Writer’s note: I typed this thing before seeing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and then after I saw it I felt scooped. So don’t get hung-up about it, just be fascinated by how much all this stuff is in the ether, as they say.

David Brundige Broke My Heart

Jacob O. Gold

The Literary Issue — Mar 25, 2004

David Brundige's senior thesis production, "Pig Tails," reviewed. "Go see 'Pig Tails,'" writes Gold.

The Heady Days of Grade Inflation

Jacob O. Gold

The Archives Issue — Apr 15, 2004

Those were the heady days of grade inflation, now long since past. Those were the days of rowdy shouting and whispered promise, vanished now like the morning mist.

Whitman College: The College Years

Jacob O. Gold

Princeton Places — May 6, 2004

So apparently they’re making a TV show about Whitman College, the new four-year residential college projected to open in 2006.

Pleading for “Slow Motion”

Jacob O. Gold

Arbitrary Issue — Sep 30, 2004

On November 26th, 2003, rapper Soulja Slim was gunned down outside of the duplex he had bought for his mother in the Chantilly neighborhood of New Orleans.

The Martyred Punk Opera

Jacob O. Gold

The Politics Issue — Oct 14, 2004

Green Day has released its eighth album, a so-called punk rock opera entitled American Idiot. American Idiot sounds like, and almost certainly is, the soundtrack to a movie that is yet to be filmed.

When Times Get Shitty, Culture Gets Good

Jacob O. Gold

Russian Issue — Nov 11, 2004

It’s four more years, and if history’s taught us anything, it’s that you can gas a lot of people in four years.

Ten Years of Infinite Sadness

Jacob O. Gold

Power Plant — Mar 3, 2005

Ten years ago this month, in Chicago, Illinois, the Smashing Pumpkins began to record their third album, “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.” A child born in that year is fast approaching the age at which we heard that album for the first time. And what an age. Ready to ...

The Phallic Fraternity

Jacob O. Gold

Campus Celebrity Issue — Mar 31, 2005

The films we watch, recorded images in motion, are brought to us by the camera’s privileged eye. The camera is privileged to “be there” when the actual moving bodies do their thing.

Come See the International Fashion Festival

Jacob O. Gold

On retainer in general — May 2, 2005

This Friday (April 22nd), we here at Princeton have a similar opportunity to enjoy ethnic pageantry in the implicit service of a belief system. Instead of hailing the revolutionary proletariat, no matter what smocks they’re wearing, this Friday’s International Festival Cultural Show, from 8-10pm in the performance tent on the South Lawn of Frist, will be honoring our diverse yet meritocratic university setting which exists ostensibly under the aegis of prudently regulated free enterprise and democratic values.

Nasty Culture

Chris Arp, Jacob O. Gold

Buff Professors Unveil Their Bodies — Oct 20, 2005

The President of Italy and his three friends, a Duke, a Magistrate and a Bishop, sit at the head of a table surrounded by teenage SS officers, a few older women, and about twenty young boys and girls. Some of the youths are dressed in suits and dresses, others in their underwear, while still others sit naked. A nude girl emerges from the kitchen with a large tray of steaming shit...
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There is a neighborhood on the outskirts of a city with a lousy bar and grimy brick buildings and orange lamps in the alleys. There are towns where in the deep hours of night cars prowl the streets full of dumb menace. Vague criminals and edgy losers grope at women dressed in cheap finery and the sex is drunken and ugly and brief...

The Mirror and the Lamp and the ViewMaster

Jacob O. Gold

Is there a place for Christ at Princeton? — Feb 23, 2006

Back in Chicago over intersession, doing a stint at home, I had the opportunity to visit the fall-term Student Projects Exhibition at the Institute for Design. One of the leading design schools in the nation, the Institute grew out of the New Bauhaus, founded in Chicago in 1937 by Bauhaus ...

Lascivious in Lascaux

Jacob O. Gold

The Art Issue — Mar 30, 2006

The minute details of sex never escape the eye of the prehistoric human artist. What registers here is a fascination with the sexual that extends beyond its ritual fetishization in functional appeals to some magical force for human fertility or robust herds. This art is uncanny and wonderful because sex is not sublimated or displaced into some other visual language, but is itself sublime, itself celebrated.

The Joy of Prox

Jacob O. Gold

the apologist issue — Apr 13, 2006

Proxing, he explained, is when someone goes to the gym and replaces another person’s prox with his or her own. Upon finding this new prox, the solicited party looks up the dorm address of whoever’s prox this is, and heads over there to “exchange proxes”. There, in the room, the person who switched proxes is waiting. Then they have sex. Then they have sex!? Then they have sex. Proxing is about casual sex.

Culture Goes Commercial

Jacob O. Gold

The Commercialism Issue — Apr 27, 2006

Devon Avenue is the one of the northernmost major thoroughfares running east-west across the numbered grid of Chicago’s city streets. East-west streets are numbered at hundreds by their distance from latitude line zero, Madison Street, which cuts through the heart of Chicago’s skyscraper-laden downtown Loop. Latitude on this ...