Overheard outside 1879 Arch
Girl (motioning down campus): Let's go down
Guy: Here?
Girl: Fuck off!
Dearest IV,
American poet Carl Sandburg called TV the “idiot-box.” This is the only thing I learned in 5th grade. Now I think Carl Sandburg is an idiot-box. However, the fact remains that television is a thing oft-maligned from every quarter.