Freddie Lafemina



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Mahmoud et Ariel

Freddie Lafemina

kisses and ipods — Feb 10, 2005

“Mr. President, they’re ready to see you now.”
“Give me just another minute. I’m almost done.” In an otherwise pristine Oval Office, the President’s desk was littered with unread daily briefs, crayon drawings, baseball cards, and candy wrappers. He had been working very hard on two top-secret ...

D-V-Dizzle Televizzle

Freddie Lafemina

Jesus is my coach — Mar 24, 2005

These days you can find a DVD box set for just about any television series you've ever loved. And yet, some gems continue to elude us - the long-defunct MTV shows The Head and Buzzkill come to mind.

Mr. Strangeemail

Freddie Lafemina

Fear and Loathing — Apr 7, 2005

I want
to ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this funds quitely. [They always pretend to be letting you in on a big secret to start things off]

Weezer Invites You to Make Believe

Freddie Lafemina

The Music Issue — Apr 14, 2005

There is good reason to be excited about Dean’s Date. On May 10th, after all the computer cluster bickering ceases and the papers are handed in, you would be well-advised to take a walk to the Record Exchange and pick up Weezer’s fifth album, Make Believe, the band ...

It Happened in New York

Freddie Lafemina

Was Bicker Worth It? — Feb 9, 2006

“Slavery was not a side-show in American History. It was the main event.” So says James Oliver Horton, history professor at George Washington University.

Why I'll Wait for the Movie

Freddie Lafemina

Arrested Development — Feb 16, 2006

I was supposed to write a review for Norah Vincent’s new book, Self-Made Man but I decided not to for a very simple reason: Books are stupid. Despite efforts in the past ten years to make books more like movies, they are still held back by their least attractive ...

An Anthem for the Ages

Freddie Lafemina

Is there a place for Christ at Princeton? — Feb 23, 2006

Europe’s “The Final Countdown” has undergone a renaissance in the past seven years. The current wave of enthusiasm over the song began with the 1999 release of The Final Countdown 2000, a CD single featuring original 1986 versions of the song along with an updated dance remix that promised ...

Oh the Places You'll Go!

Freddie Lafemina

Goodnight Sweet Annex — Mar 2, 2006

Go to www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy. Click anywhere to start, and you will soon find yourself immersed in the idyllic, monotone world of Fly Guy, a middle-aged balding man whose destiny you hold at your fingertips. The opening shot of Fly Guy’s universe finds our hero, dressed in high-waist ...