Elliot Ratzman



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Can I Read Marxist Theory in Starbucks and Not Go to Hell?

Elliot Ratzman

Happy Valentine's Day! — Feb 12, 2004

I am perhaps the only card-carrying socialist who will admit that he loves Starbucks. My leftist friends, even the ones who aren’t nearly as active as I am, find this sort of behavior revolting. I’m already on probation for being a Zionist, saying that the left doesn’t know all the answers to war and peace, and being chummy with the bureaucrats in Nassau Hall.

The Ethics of Friendster

Elliot Ratzman

The Passion — Mar 4, 2004

It is a cowardly New World in many ways: distance killing enables us to blow people to falafel with the push of a button; comradely criticism is muted by the whine of cultural sensitivity; salesmen flood our inboxes rather than knock on our doors. The realm of dating and friendship ...

Irrational Cupid, Rational Man

Elliot Ratzman

Birth of Shakuntala — Apr 8, 2004

I like to ask long-term couples where and how they met—always a good remedy to a boring conversation. My best friend met his wife through friends. After the second date, they knew they were going to get married.

Jargon of Inauthenticity

Elliot Ratzman

The Literary Issue — Mar 25, 2004

Academia is awash with fifty dollar words that few can buy. Those terms, spoken in a certain style, presented in papers, at conferences, 4:30 lectures, were once music to my ears. Now all I hear is the caustic evasion of responsibility.
Theoretical jargon has become the equivalent of fancy ...

What Would Peter Singer Do?

Elliot Ratzman

Fristification — Apr 29, 2004

Peter Singer recast in the role of the ethical organization kid.

Earthquakes, Hurricanes, and the End of History

Elliot Ratzman

RIP: The Cemetery Issue — Oct 13, 2005

Some say the modern age began with an earthquake.
Why did it happen? Up until then, the going explanation had something to do with divine punishment - you suffer because of your sins.

Death and Diet, Morals and Morsels, Sin and Sirloin

Elliot Ratzman

Winter formals are a comin'... — Dec 8, 2005

Thanksgiving is always a good time to accent one’s moral superiority at the dinner table. I’m in a grumpy, stressed out state of mind, so here’s my beef...

The End of Neo-Conservativism?

Elliot Ratzman

Is there a place for Christ at Princeton? — Feb 23, 2006

Francis Fukuyama, the most thoughtful of the neo-conservatives, announced in the Sunday NYTimes Magazine that he is no longer a neo-con. This turn of events is no opportunistic team-switching on his part, but an inevitable result of the neo-conservatives’ Middle East agenda.

Judging Desire

Elliot Ratzman

The Sex Issue — Mar 9, 2006

A few years ago, I attended a lecture on disability fetishism. Disability fetishists include people who are sexually attracted to people who are missing digits, joints and limbs. There are websites and chat rooms in which “devotees” exchange pictures, information, and advice. Some are turned on by the idea of ...

Arts and Crafts after Katrina

Elliot Ratzman

The Art Issue — Mar 30, 2006

If there is a God, and a moral order to the world, making a 100 million dollar donation to Princeton earmarked for the arts will not get you into heaven.
Wandering through Princeton’s art museum the other night for the third time in seven years, I got to thinking ...

Other People's Holocausts

Elliot Ratzman

The Commercialism Issue — Apr 27, 2006

Elie Wiesel got mad at me once.
In 1996, I was attending Harvard Divinity School and taking a seminar with Wiesel at Boston University on “Literature of Prison.” The room was packed with fawning, silent, ‘participants’ who took down Wiesel’s pronouncements like they were revelation. We were reading books written from or about prison life: Dostoevsky, Solzhenitsyn, Arthur Koestler’s Darkness at Noon, Primo Levi’s Survival in Auschwitz, Ariel Dorfman’s Death and the Maiden, Danilo Kis’ A Tomb for Boris Davidovich; a fantastic syllabus. After a while, one’s literary experience of prison becomes numbing, all bondage seems the same: the harsh labor, the capricious cruelty of guards, the rock-hardened souls