Overheard at Lawnparties
Former Ivy President: What are you doing next year?
Ivy Senior: I'm going to Argentina.
Former Ivy President: Oh, are you doing Princeton in Asia?
Though Christmas is still months away, already the anticipation is killing me. While symbolically and in my heart Jesus is coming, the new Wes Anderson movie also approaches, in literal reality, throughout actual movie theaters across America.
The big story to come out of this election was pretty boring.
We stole Professor
Cornel West from Harvard. I
Guess we're not racist.