Elizabeth Landau



Article Collection

The Art of Losing

Elizabeth Landau

25 Years of Nassau Goodness — Nov 4, 2004

When Ralph Nader ‘55 concluded his speech in McCosh 50 last month, the 500+ students and faculty who rose in a standing ovation, wildly cheering and applauding, surely knew his presidential candidacy was doomed.

Sex in all Shapes and Sizes

Elizabeth Landau

Issue Before Thanksgiving — Nov 18, 2004

Is masturbation sinful? Do women have different kinds of orgasms, depending on whether the clitoris or the vagina is stimulated?

Quaker Motes

Elizabeth Landau

Winter Literary Issue — Dec 2, 2004

“That child is getting a synagogue confirmation as sure as I’m standing here,” Joe told his wife.

What's Your Professor Listening To?

Elizabeth Landau

kisses and ipods — Feb 10, 2005

In their own words, straight from their CD players to your ears, here are some Princeton professors’ current favorite artists and albums:

Untying the Knots

Elizabeth Landau

Campus Celebrity Issue — Mar 31, 2005

Everyone seems to at least know of John Mangual, especially former residents of Mathey College and current members of Terrace. He has a way of striking up unique conversations, pointing out unusual details of situations, and smiling with a friendly glow.

The Not So Rinky Dinky

Elizabeth Landau

The Music Issue — Apr 14, 2005

With a mere 2.7 miles of track, the Dinky is the shortest regularly scheduled passenger route in the USA. The two-car train has 117 seats and carries some 1860 riders a day.

Passing Over Passover

Elizabeth Landau

REBUS VENTURI! — May 5, 2005

“Passover is passé,” my father said from the passenger seat of my mother’s car. “People don’t have Seders anymore.”
“Passover must come from the same word as passé,” my mother concurred.
In the backseat, I wasn’t sure about the word’s origins. I was having enough trouble ...

Buff Men of the Ivory Tower

Elizabeth Landau

Buff Professors Unveil Their Bodies — Oct 20, 2005

It’s Thursday at noon in Dillon Gym, and the Stephens Fitness Center sweats with the heat of Princeton’s faculty and staff. Let’s sit down with some of them and see how they stay in such good shape.

The Reappearance of Simple Words

Elizabeth Landau

Winter formals are a comin'... — Dec 8, 2005

La Rambla of Barcelona is like a mile-long circus. Thousands of people speaking 20 different languages come and go on the promenade at all hours of the day, stopping to admire street performers dressed as mermaids, Roman statues, and harlequins who smile and blow kisses in exchange for 20 cents ...

Family Affairs

Elizabeth Landau

The Sex Issue — Mar 9, 2006

The incest taboo is something anthropologists have grappled with for ages. Besides the negative biological consequences of mating with your close relative, there seems to be a need for a differentiation of social roles of familial relations and lovers. Getting carnal with a sibling is just not cool. There is ...

Discovering My Duende

Elizabeth Landau

The "vaginal yet phallic" issue — Apr 6, 2006

As I sit here with a dirty flamenco dress I haven’t worn since April 2004, I subscribe to the city’s motto “NoDo.” The acronym stands for “Sevilla no me ha dejado,” meaning “Sevilla has not left me.” I don’t know when I will physically go back to Sevilla, but the splotches on my skirt tell me the memories will never wash away.

Passing Over Passover, Again

Elizabeth Landau

The Drugs Issue — Apr 20, 2006

As I plopped down my pasta-covered plate between three matzo-munching members of my eating club on Sunday, I braced myself for public humiliation.
“Someone broke early!” one of them announced, pointing to my oozing manicotti.
“Yeah, yeah,” I said, lightly trying to shake off my shame for breaking the rules ...

The Burning of Las Fallas

Elizabeth Landau

Indulgence Issue — May 19, 2006

We met at a nightclub called Doblón on March 11, fewer than 12 hours after an international terrorist organization bombed four train stations in Madrid. That afternoon we had each joined thousands of Spanish protestors in the plazas with white-painted palms raising their hands in uproar and then silence, chanting ...