Overheard in the U-Store
Alum: We had pizza and stuff... There was no edamame when I was at Princeton! We should head out.
Alum’s Friend: Wait, but, we are ending up in a bar at the end of the tour, right?
I told the army that my father was abusing my mother and that I had to stay home to protect her. This girl whose job it was to check out these kinds of things arrived at our apartment. It was a planned visit, so I had time to arrange for ...