Overheard in Rocky dining hall:
Freshman boy: Shit, I just almost dropped my fork in the Food bin.
Sophomore boy: Dawg, I do that all the time. I’m like fuck it, though. Pigs can die.
Random, impromptu pop music blares from the sound system as the 2015 Clash of the Colleges commences: an unnamed administrator with a mic attempts to pump up a crowd of dazed freshmen; above, President Tilghman and co. look on as members of the Class of 2015 are hurled into an ...
The vacuousness of the student government campaign.