Overheard in Ivy Garden
Frat guy 1: Man, that sucks that initiations are tonight. We have nothing to do.
Frat guy 2: No, it’s okay. We’ll hit the weak clubs tonight, but it’s ok...because we’ll dominate.
Princeton is not conducive to good mental health....If you enter freshman year with problems, then you’re up the proverbial shit creek, and University Health Services is not going to throw you a paddle.