Oveheard in Blair Hall
Guy 1: It's just Febreeze, man, chill out!
Guy 2: I'm gonna fuck you up!
On October 3, God sat in his white chair with a book suspended in front of him, a pen twirling between his fingers. Of both hands, because he’s ambidextrous. It’s Yom Kippur, a day scheduled for his Jewish constituents and he’s listening to the prayers filtering up ...