Overheard on IM
Guy #1: Is there an obnoxious party going on up there...I hear Britney Spears?
Guy #2: By obnoxious party do you mean a high schooler performing unspeakable acts on me?
First thing I do when I come home from work every evening is get on the old University cast-off PC and see how my symptoms are doing; listen to my body. I got a little headache some days, a little cold others.