Overheard in Forbes
Girl 1: Yeah, and then we went to Ivy.
Girl 2: But we didn't see any blow.
Girl 1: Yes we did!
Girl 2: Oh, that's right! I forgot about that part.
We here at the Nass have more experience with our own balls than the kind you play sports with (sometimes the fine line between intellectual masturbation and actual masturbation sort of disappears).