Overheard in the Friend Center
Nerdy guy hitting on nerdy girl: I asked my friend to rate how weird I was on a scale from 1 to 5, and he said I was a 3.14.
I am happy when lordships change again,
when the old let their homes go to the young―
men can leave behind so many children
one must earn a name that may be sung;
then I am happy, the world now made new
beyond all that flower or birdsong can ...