Lucas Barron

Class of 2009



Article Collection

Robert Fagles

Lucas Barron

Sexonomics — Apr 4, 2008

Robert Fagles, the iconic 40-year Princeton professor whose historic translations of Homer and Virgil enjoyed unprecedented commercial and cultural success in the 1990s and 2000s, died on March 26th following a long struggle with cancer.

Give Me Moor!

Lucas Barron

The House of Orange — Apr 18, 2008

Planned or not, we find in “a Moor” a delightful pun on “amor,” love, unfortunately unequaled by any wit in the script proper, but suggestive of a creative potential so undeveloped that its trace could easily escape the spectator’s notice or be trampled by an eye-roll as he hastens through the ninety-minute wilderness.

On the Recovery of Ancient Literature

Lucas Barron

The Literary Issue — Dec 15, 2005

Sometime in an Oxford Greek class in 1895, a professor got off on a tangent about the vast repositories of long-lost ancient texts that might be lying preserved in the hot sands of Upper Egypt....The following year, Egyptian authorities converted what remained of the mineral-rich dirt to fertilizer.

Elegy for St. Britney Shorn

Lucas Barron

Oh so... fresh? — Mar 1, 2007

Maidens yet unyoked shall shear their hair for you when they wed, and through ages long shall reap the great morning of your tears.”
- Euripides
Who would not sing for Britney? She knew herself to sing! If not to sing, not always, we knew her to –sync, anon to sink ...

A Letter to the Nobel Prize Winner

Lucas Barron

The Halloween Issue — Oct 18, 2007

Dr. Doris Kearns Goodwin
c/o Elizabeth Hayes
Simon & Schuster, Inc.
1230 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020

Creepy Composites

Lucas Barron

OBAMA WINS!!! — Nov 7, 2008

This Nov. 4, 2008 will always be synonymous with all kinds of significance, but tonight I reflect on something small, soon to be submerged by the symbols. The way I saw John McCain’s concession speech received was unworthy of the occasion and the man.

Post-race, Post-everything

Emily Rutherford, Lucas Barron, Max Maduka, Oliver Roe

So who REALLY won? — Nov 14, 2008

A conversation with 4 Nass staffers on race, gender, sexuality and the 2008 election.

The Assumption

Lucas Barron

The Fall Literary Issue — Dec 5, 2008

From “The Assumption,” a short play based on the medieval Lives of the Virgin. The hero is Mario, a college freshman struggling with his sexuality who mistakes an undiagnosed case of appendicitis for a pregnancy. In this scene, he has been confiding in Lupe, the dorm’s janitress, who reveals herself to be the Virgen de Guadalupe; they are speaking Spanish, which sounds like unrhymed English verse.