Overheard in Whitman D-hall
Very large football player: This is a good apple. I usually don’t like apples unless my mom cuts ‘em up for me.
In a past life (i.e., one year ago), I was an undergraduate and an RA at WashU. It was kind of a big deal, thanks. But with that Big Deal came Big Responsibility—namely, diversity training.
Unless you’re a complete asshole, diversity training usually entails preaching to the ...