Overheard in Ivy bathroom:
Stout bro, bitching about music: Anybody who plays two Avicii songs in a row deserves to eat my butthole dry.
you dialed the wrong number - feathers sequins fingers France in the springtime yellow towels fill in the blank who did you sell your to the neighbor? which neighbor? I baked a cake, you stole it I will bake another one a bruise on his wrist without explanation she burned her ...