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A Short Imagined Monologue By A Guy Trying To Trick A Student To Prox Him In In Order To Break Into A Dorm And Has Prepared For This Moment By Hanging Around Frist A Few Days

“Listen, I just got in on the Dinkory…”

by Dan Abromowitz on November 28, 2012March 17, 2013

Physical Princeton

Space in this Princeton place.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 28, 2012September 7, 2013

Our Trash, Rehashed

Princetoween 2012: a material documentation.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 14, 2012March 17, 2013

The Romney Boys, Remembered

Brothers of Jared.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 7, 2012March 17, 2013

Rage With Romney

Mitt Romney praying and drinking.

by Dan Abromowitz on October 12, 2012March 17, 2013

Just Say No

Passionately against the handjob.

by Dan Abromowitz on September 8, 2012March 17, 2013

Grab Some Scissors

Get the most out of those old clothes.

by Dan Abromowitz on April 25, 2012March 17, 2013

Why Do They Sound Like That?

Dissecting frogs of the throat.

by Dan Abromowitz on April 18, 2012March 22, 2013

I Am Not Proud Of My History

Things that I’ve Googled.

by Dan Abromowitz on December 7, 2011March 17, 2013

Just Say No

The philosophers tell us that everyone has, at some point in their life, given or received a handjob*. Science bears this out. Thing is, though, that handjobs just aren’t that great. Nobody really likes giving them, and, save for a … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on October 5, 2011March 17, 2013

Rappers’ Delight

At one point during their set at Terrace F. Club this past Saturday, Das Racist announced that they would not playing “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,” the song many in the audience had come specifically to hear. “It’s a … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on April 6, 2011March 17, 2013

Limbo Kings

In classic Radiohead fashion, the quirky quartet have kept quite mum in the face of an absolute tsunami of questions about The King and his Limbs. To sort out the shit from shinola, I’m gonna get right into it and do my honest best to clear up some of the main questions surrounding the release.

by Dan Abromowitz on February 16, 2011March 17, 2013


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