Overheard near drunk people:
Drunk girl: So what are you? Are you, like, a player?
Guy: No, I’m not a player. I get that some guys are players and you’re afraid of getting hurt. But that's not me.
The biggest bully I ever met, was
The wind on Ganja Bridge.
When she blew,
My eyes would close the way
Eyes do, when they choose to pause;
And encase themselves in the folded skin
Of some passing thing.