Chamomile tea gets me off

More than getting me off does

See also: girls laughing at my jokes

& 90s video games


Can we go back to your place?

Sure, but only if you’re down

To smoke dope

& listen to every Weezer album



We’re all just monkeys with habits

But I’m a special monkey

With special habits —

Maybe you are too.

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