1. GSS/GHP 100: Where Are All The Womeningitis?
  2. MNG 204: Other Reasons Your Neck Might Be Stiff
  3. MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating
  4. AAS/MUS 301: Yo, Fuck Miley Cyrus
  5. PSY/EEB 300: Understanding Sheeple
  6. GER 999: Learning to Say “No”
  7. AMS 1492: How to Kill the Locals and Get Away With it, basically
  8. WWS/ECO/PSY 434: Psychology of Decision-making: Bain vs. Mckinsey
  9. EEB/MOL/SOC 302: Why You’re Fat
  10. JRN 541: Martin Mbugua: The Man, the Mystery
  11. AST 421/GSS 220: Unbuckling Orion’s Belt
  12. PHY OO / GSS OO: The Higgs Bosom
  13. RUS/WWS/FRE/YUM 436: Vladimir Poutine
  14. FIN 100: Help! Shark! Help!
  15. COS 318 / EEB 318: Debugging
  16. PSY 101: Oppa Gangman Style!!
  17. LIN/EEB 323: What Does the Fox Say?
  18. CWR 140: Twitter Poetry
  19. CWR 324: Tiger Admirers Poetry
  20. FRS 164: Examining Exclusivity: The History and Theory of Bicker (10 interviews and application required)
  21. ORA/NGE/BUB/BLE 187: Citing Minor Isolation as an Excuse for Taking Literally Nothing Seriously
  22. POL 304: Literally Just Read the News
  23. NJT / NYC XXX: Conjugal Visits to Columbia
  24. ALC / NWR ???: Wake up in Colombia
  25. WWS 200:  Emphatic Nodding
  26. WWS 400:  Scoffing
  27. HIN 401/ CHI 401: That One White Kid
  28. GIF/BUZ 340: The 47 Cutest Social Media Tips You will See this Term
  29. ARC/GSS 43: How to Build and Come Out of the Closet
  30. PHI/ CUL 481: Meat Rocks, and Other Things Peter Singer Didn’t Tell You
  31. ARCH 350: Archaeological Digging Techniques and Other Skills that Will Get You Employed
  32. AAS/MAT 132: Understanding the Three Fifths Compromise
  33. THR/SOC/GSS 221: Faking It
  34. SWA 207: Pronouncing “Umqombothi”
  35. JRN/HIS 301: The Illustrious Nassau Weekly
  36. VIS 201: Exploring Donnie Darko: How to Suck A Fuck
  37. LIN/CLA/PRE 301: Origins and Nature of Precept Vocabulary: An Existentially Interesting Analysis
  38. THE 001: Finding Love in a Hopeless Place
  39. ASI 009: Precept Comments
  40. AST/CLA 2001: A Space Odyssey
  41. REL/PHY 100: The Bible as Friction
  42. REL/JDS/NES 100: The Bible as Friction
  43. TPP/REL 345: The Second Grade Awakening
  44. AAS/VIS 107: Ass-thetics: Lookin’ at Butts
  45. AAS/AAS/AAS/AAS/AAS 000: Big Sean
  46. BLT 400: The Perfect Sandwich
  47. FRS 123: Is it a Booty Call? (It Probably is)
  48. EAS 217: Deciphering the Glow
  49. FIN/GER 111: Pointing Among Berlin’s Stockbrokers
  50. REL/MUS/AAS 543: Yeezus: Man or God?
  51. CEE 450 / HUM 450:  Roads, Scholars
  52. FOR / BES 485: Paying $56,000 to Live in a War Zone
  53. FOR / BES 488: How Much He Really Likes You: A Quantitative Geographical Analysis
  54. EEB 314/GSS 345/REL 666: What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Antichrist
  55. WWS 730: The Female Body is a Mystical Creature to Me, On Par with a Kraken or Hippogriff, But Here’s Why I Think Women Shouldn’t Have Access to Birth Control
  56. NAP 101: Introduction to Sleeping During Lecture
  57. POL 375/WWS 501: How to Shut Down your Government
  58. SAE 548 / MAE 333 / PSY 666: Engineered hazing. (Not open to freshmen. Not open to women.  No P/D/F)
  59. StA 000: ??? (Not open to freshmen. Enrollment not by application; we’ll contact you (maybe))
  60. GTA 005:  Beating Up Old Ladies and Stealing Cars
  61. MUS/GSS 212: I Guess That C#%! Gettin’ Eaten
  62. REL/YOL 0: Do You Really Only Live Once?
  63. GEO/TFC 345: Crack Rocks
  64. GHP/JDS 312: Birth, Right?
  65. FIN 312: Tax Evasion
  66. VIS 123: Introductory Finger Painting (with visiting professor my 5 year old cousin Nate)
  67. MAT/GSS 334: Let’s Subtract Clothes and Multiply!
  68. NEU/GSS 362: Mindfucking
  69. VIS/POL 401: Topics in Things Princetonians Care About: Beer Jackets
  70. ROM/COM 808: Friends with Benefits vs. No Strings Attached
  71. COM/TRA 570: Newberger (in translation)
  72. REL 666: This Professor Doesn’t Believe in God
  73. WRI 300: Developing Motive, In Life
  74. DAN 140/AFS 301: Zumbabwe
  75. NYC 101: Boroughs & Bagels
  76. ENV 346 / JPN 346: The Yen-vironment can be Punny
  77. ENV 346 / REL 346: The Zen-vironment can be Punny
  78. ENV 346 / EEB 346: The Hen-vironment can be Punny
  79. ENV 347/COS 348: The Environment Can Be Computers
  80. ENV 348/JDS 349: The Environment Can’t Be Jews
  81. CWR 001 (blank), (blank), and (blank) in (decade): Introduction to Mad Libs
  82. COS/POL/WWS/CHV 123: Redesigning the Obamacare Website
  83. MUS 344/ARC 344: Wrecking Balls
  84. HYP/EBE/AST 153: Air Forces and Snapbacks in the Ivy League: An Astronomical Approach
  85. FIN/WWS/ANT 340: “I Know a Guy”
  86. SOC/JDS 613: Gold, berg, stein, man: How to Tell if They’re a Member of the Tribe
  87. JRN 000/ECO 599: Buzzfeed
  88. JFK/MLK 196: Assassinations
  89. KKG/KAT/PBP 243: Profile Pictures and Cover Photos
  90. MUS 101: Mastering ‘Cups’
  91. BIC/KER 333: Intensive 3-Day Seminar in Social Politics
  92. BIO/MAT : Life of Pi
  93. EDM/DAN/CHM 566: Sprang Braaake
  94. NJB/CJL 257: Earning Your Protestant Grandparents’ Silent Disapproval
  95. TAT 002: Means for Disinheritance
  96. GEO/JDS 360: Soil for Mohels
  97. JDS/ENG 232: Snow White and the Seven D’vars
  98. JDS / EAS 1224: Jews, Chinese Food, and Christmas Eve
  99. JDS/PHY 345: Newtonsteins to Newtons – Forced Conversions
  100. YUM/PHY 002: (Fig) Newton’s Laws
  101. FRS 100: “Social Climbing” or “Networking?” A Comparative Study
  102. ECO/GSS 400: Micropenis, Macropenis: The Economics of Male Sexual Performers
  103. GEO/TFC 420: Stoning
  104. GEO/NES 420: Stoning
  105. ORF / ORF / ORF: Making Dog Noises
  106. PLS 101: Introductory Polish – Requests
  107. JUM/PIN/JUM/PIN: Ladies Leave Your Man at Home
  108. JAP / JPN 300: Beverly Hills California Roll
  109. DAN 001: Just Dan
  110. LOL 101 / COS 069: Funny Emails
  111. A/S/L: ?

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